Halloween Jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Sham-boo!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange!
What did one witch say to the other witch?
You're such a witch!"
Why did the mummy take a nap?
Because he was all wrapped up!
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A sour-puss!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo-jeans!
What do you call a zombie who can sing?
A hum-brrrrr!
What do you call a group of musical ghosts?
A dead choir!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What's a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor?
Vein-illa!
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